rneerkat:

cxnquering:

rneerkat:

when i grow up im going to raise an elephant seal from birth and treat it as my child and it’ll think its human and its going to be homeschooled and eventually it will graduate law school

This is why bloggers shouldn’t be parents ever

im letting my elephant seal follow his dreams thats great parenting what are you talking about

meladoodle:

*doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby starts crying* oh… how unfortunate, he’s a pussy ass nerd.. should i dispose of him or are you okay with this

volume2chainz:

*almost chokes on food* *keeps eating*

tupacabra:

*third grader voice* spell icup

yourvoiceinnovember:

Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like

foodtrucker:

when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before

peturparkur:

everdeens:

We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle

im not sure how

but i can see it